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Cole Demotivational Poster


COLE'S AXIOM -


TAGS: students cole s axiom head chair
Rating: 5/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:53 pm
It's a torso mounted attack vest with 4 barrels. You can't have those at school Grif.


HOME SWEET HOME - Never burn your bridges, you may need to cross them again.


TAGS: nicole
Rating: 4.36/5

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WHEN IT WAS A GAME... -


TAGS: none of that fancy coleco graphics
Rating: 4.1/5

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Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 11:10 pm
lol I've had Vice City forever, and still haven't getten around to beating it. I do, however, love getting the different weapons and beating the **** out of bystanders. The tank cheat code is good for an hour of fun.lol
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 11:02 pm
Time spent playing the game : 2 hours Time spent running people over and screwing around : 12 hours
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:57 pm
GTA? I played that a couple times. Pissed my friend off.... sat on the roadside, listening to the radio for an hour. Vice City.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:56 pm
Aaaaargh! Both of these ones have adam's apples!!!!
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 10:51 pm
You guys are talking about GTA, right? Right?
GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 10:49 pm
don't forget to check her adams apple
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:49 pm
Just buy her a drink and talk to her... she'll tell you how it'll come to fruition.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 10:47 pm
Yes, but we get to decide how the h***er dies. That takes some thinking. lol
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 10:39 pm
Especially with today's hi-res.
Bartimaeus - January 10, 2010, 10:38 pm
lol I see what you mean. The gloves look like ovaries. That's imagination.
Who Cares? - January 10, 2010, 10:37 pm
Well v***** boxing needs to make a comeback.
MrRandom - January 10, 2010, 1:09 am
Thats not to say video games today aren't imaginative, simply most kids don't much have an imagination anymore. I'm not saying this as a huge gamer......
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 10, 2010, 1:05 am
It's true, too.
CANADA - January 10, 2010, 12:52 am
LOL! i have that game for my Atari
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:34 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:26 pm
And it's another right jab to the v-jay jay...
Who Cares? - January 9, 2010, 11:23 pm
Is that two uteruses, er uterusi...um..woman parts fighting?


Good Authors -




Cole Porter -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - July 15, 2013, 2:07 pm
5s for the whole series and fav'd this one. Great stuff!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:53 pm
Thanks, my Lord. Glad you like it. Nothing beats the classics, I just appropriately added the modern pictures to the lyrics of yesteryear.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:50 pm
Thank you, SD.
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 12:19 pm

ditto on the spacedog comment. nice series dude.
spacedog - July 15, 2013, 11:37 am
I enjoyed the whole run. 5L
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 8:38 am
Phukking inane censor nazi software!…..RED H.O.T. BLUES
GaryO - July 15, 2013, 8:36 am
Amen, cynic. Pure genius. A somewhat recent tribute to his work is the album RED h** BLUES. Cheers to that.


Consider -




Just Think -




THEY'RE BAA-AAACK -




In Olden Days -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics lady gaga
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:58 pm
(dog howl) arrrooooo!
Cannabal - July 15, 2013, 1:35 pm
Ah, one of my favorite tracks from the Capital Wasteland's greatest, and only, radio channel, Galaxy Radio. Shoutout to my boy Three-Dog!
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2013, 11:53 am
In the olden days, a glimpse of female ankle was looked on as something shocking
MissPriss - July 15, 2013, 4:46 am
And that is why I'm terrified of clowns...never used to be.


So though I'm not a great romancer -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:36 am
Thanks, Sho. I was trying to go for a 1930s style with Cole Porter's lyrics. Kinda doing a comparison to today.
Sho - July 15, 2013, 1:32 am
and also for the caption and style
Sho - July 15, 2013, 1:32 am
5L for the pic


DEART JESUS -




ACTOR GARY COLEMAN - Now gamefully employed as a motifake model at Woodywood03a studios.


TAGS: gary coleman motifake men guys
Rating: 3.15/5

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CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:11 pm
awwww, did little gary get his feelings hurt?
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 4:29 pm
Watchoo talkin 'bout, Woody?
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 4:25 pm
Keep it up!!!
CANADA - September 8, 2009, 8:46 am
hehehe i love this ****
agdaniele - September 8, 2009, 1:28 am
(laying down, maybe)
Woodywood03a - September 8, 2009, 1:23 am
You still owe me one.... and also, I am a foot taller then he is.
Todd Snyder - September 7, 2009, 9:01 pm
All in good fun :-) Gotta admit the resemblance, though. Throw some Asian h**tie motifakes out there and you'll get 5L's from me. That'll offset the folks 1-ing your posters to death. Some of these folks have no sense of humor.
Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 6:16 pm
I don't want his picture to leave this site... I would like to remind him, you should asked before you used personal picture of yourself. Now granted, I put them on here. But somehow... I got sh** down by the voters. Now, it is something great to see.
Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 6:11 pm
No, don't.... That guy owes me one now. I don't want to get him off that easy.
motifake - September 7, 2009, 6:05 pm

Woody, I will delete this if you want me to. Thought it was all in good fun. But if you consider it an attack, its gone.
Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 6:03 pm
Haha, you are a ja****s. you know that?? I am not Gary Coleman.Even he will be hitting facepalms for this **** here. I would be shock if this makes the top 10 for the month. But then.... YOU WILL OWE ME ONE!! or four.


congratulations -




DIFF'RENT STROKES... - ...for diff'rent folks...




RELIGION -


TAGS: life time joke people church stay away fun nun paris nicole
Rating: 2.94/5

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1MP4CT - October 10, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why aint they dead yet
Becks - September 20, 2009, 2:24 pm
Yeah, you´re right. And the left one is Nicole Richie.
Treehodger - September 20, 2009, 1:12 pm
I know this will sound bad, but is the one on the right Paris Hilton?...


Parenting -


TAGS: coleman
Rating: 2.08/5

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lol - May 19, 2009, 1:51 am
like hes gonna know whats going on in 5 years, he wont know if hes arthur or marthur


ATHEISM A DIVINE CREATION REQUIRES A DIVINE CREATOR -


TAGS: nicole kidman atheism golden compass
Rating: 1.86/5

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LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 8:34 am
No Sean, she was Tom Cruise's monkey.
Sean - January 31, 2010, 12:28 am
Hey look. It's Patricia's monkey.
Derek - January 31, 2010, 12:22 am
A perfect example of the problem with T-shirt philosophy


NICOLE SCHERZINGER - hates this part right here




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